Episode #1 [Day 01-03]

[jedda]

Day 01

So, I am here. Fucking finally. It's only taken about 3 seasons for me to finally apply and to finally get casted. Without a doubt I am so excited for the experience in India and what it holds for me.
The cast so far is pretty good - except for some. Probably 3/4. I don't know if are some are actually mentally retarded or if they are just playing stupid.
I do like most people and I've bonded with a lot of people especially because I am Australian and people love the accent.
People are already forming groups and alliances. 

I feel like I may even keep my distance on people at first. The only person I really actually love Honey. She is a fucking goddess. She needs to dazzle me in honey. 
Right now it's hard to say who I like and dislike but I am testing everyone's waters and seeing kinda where everyone stands.

For now I am going to wait and see and post a cast chart later on. 

[jedda]

My impressions on the cast

	Aaron is a weird guy. We honestly haven't spoken to much at all but he is straight, and that is always a weird find in ORGS. So good for you Aaron, we will probably never align because you actually look like the Grinch except you have an orange beard.
	I actually like Cody aka 'Animal' a lot except for the name Animal. I am sorry but is Ke$ha of somewhat in relation to you or are you just mentally challenged? Of all names. Please bitch. But no, Animal is a really nice guy, he was the first person I ever spoke to but he does seem like the little naive and paranoia type of player. But he is a player in my eyes what is always useful to me, he is super nice and gullible and you can pretty much make him do whatever you want whenever you want. I also think Animal has a bit of a crush on me so, it could work into my advantage.
	Brenda is actually O.K, for now. She has done nothing in my eyes what has pissed me off yet except for her annoying laugh which is just funny to laugh at. I do like her though. Not someone I would potentially align with because she seems like a sneaky snake but we will see what happens with her. For now Brenda is BAAAH-WING! that's 'boring' if you didn't comprehend.
	BK, is probably one of the dumbest people I have ever met in my many years of playing ORG's. I think what makes BK so special and unique and especially dumb is that even before a cast list was even released he messaged about 6 people including myself asking for alliances. Bitch, log off, block yourself, you're done, next BYE. I don't think I would and could ever align myself with a 14 year old of this caliber. He just doesn't have the right mind going into the game, he is all over the shop. he is pretty much a bull in a china shop. That's the best way to describe BK.
	Brookie clearly lives up to her name on skype as 'dumb.bitch' Yeah, she is a dumb bitch. Who the fuck in their right mind comes on a skype call on Day 01, trying to make friends and build some sort of connection with people and fucking meows the whole time and whispers 'vagina' don't get me wrong I love sex talk as much as any other gay org player in this world. But bitch, you're fucking weird. Then she told me she would 'lick my clit' - Ummm thanks but no thanks Brookie you stupid ass hoe. And people think she is hilarious. I am just like..'Why?'
	Fei is cool. Someone I actually like. I think she will be a sneaky as fuck player though. She's asian so she has to be super smart. And her real name is Elizabeth, so it is for sure a smart bitches name. I like her though a lot and when I talk to her over Skype she is just absolutely mesmerised by my accent so I could probably get away with murder with this thick aussie accent. I would definitely see myself aligning with Fei. However I am a little cautious of her for now.
	Greg is another cool person. I like him a lot, we bonded over a lot of things in common and we can have some good conversations what will always and eventually lead into us talking about food. I think Greg is similar to Fei, he will play hard and aggressive but also really sneakily. I also know that Greg's boyfriend Bill, I think it is, won iSurv1vor. So that's another factor what could make Greg a bit of a threat as well.
	Honey can dazzle me in her pure sweet goodness whenever she fucking likes. I love her, however I do not want to be associated with her. I feel Honey is going to be like the Donna of the third generation players and is just going to be dragged along for being this old humorous woman. I don't want any alliances with Honey because people will take it offensively if I vote her out. Honey is like an auto win right now in everyone's eyes, but in mine she is pre-jury boot because she is to damn likable.
	Jeffy, I am yet to talk to but seriously from what I have heard he sounds like he is going to be a sneaky rat player. I won't say much on him just yet because him and I are still yet to talk so we will see.
	Jermaine annoys me. He seems like he is going to be the most annoying little child ever. Like a child when you go to a store and the parent can't control their kid and this kid is running around screaming, that's Jermaine. Shut the fuck up before I put a muzzle on you.
	Joe uses really big words in conversations with me, and honestly. I start to question myself if I am drunk because everything becomes a blur and I have no idea what he is saying. I get scared. So I will probably avoid Joe a little bit. Not my type, nill interest.
	Who? bitch is yet to show up. I am waiting Jordan.
	Lexi is alright. I try talking to her but she is just an awkwardly shy person to talk about. I think I am quite vulgar and most people know that and respect that but I think Lexi might be a bit intimidated by it. I feel like she is scared of the whole experience right now. But she should come good soon. I feel Lexi is going to be a potential ally in this game, and I am actually excited for it.
	David is cool, a bit weird but cool. David is the type of person I align myself with and use as a decoy to get myself further in the game, and that is what David will do for me. I do trust David. I feel like he is a really honest player and is a smart player to and that is what I like.
	Nicole, another extremely smart player which I am looking forward to play with. I know me and Nicole will align for a fact and there will be some power babe'n duo with us or something. I am looking forward to it. She is a great player, she is strong in every aspect, really sociable and easy to talk to, so me and Nicole are definitely going to take it to a new level.
	I don't know why or what always brings me back to Ryan. He is so weird but I am just fascinated by him. It is so weird. I feel like I could definitely manipulate Ryan to do whatever I wanted and he'd probably do it. I am going to work some kind of a charm on him. I want at least one veteran on my side to work with to use them as a shield. Because honestly, nobody wants to see a veteran win. Especially Ryan. So Ryan consider yourself ally worthy in my eyes.
	Ricky is such a little bitch and I like it. I know Ricky is going to be an extremely cut throat game and that is scary. He is the devil, but I want the devil on my side. Ricky can do my dirty work while I sit with clean hands and his are bloody. I feel Ricky is going to be super aggressive in this game and he is going to cause some major havoc, and I actually want to see this and align with this beast!
	Tabatha I am still waiting to talk to. But I have said three sentences to her and then she vanished. But she seems like a dumby.
	Woods, still waiting to have a decent conversation with. I don't know why Brookie flirts with him, he has a receding hair line, like ew. But he isn't that bad looking when his picture is 60 x 60. Ha, snap bitch! We will see how I go with Woods, he doesn't interest me to much right now but he could be used for potential blindsides or what not.
	Okay, so Zack is utterly obsessed with me and it is kinda creepy. He tells people how amazingly attractive I am, and that is nice and all but then he is way to shy to even talk to me. It's like a Grade 3 school crush he has. Cute, well this could be used for my advantage in the game. Flirting and some charms, get some boys on my side and get them to do some hard, dirty Jedda work.

[jedda]

Day 02

So, I did pretty shit in the challenge, fucking YAY me! I will probably call it now, but I think I will turn out to be like the Courtney Yates of India. It's what everybody wants and needs.
So I did shit in the challenge, probably worse than shit because I didn't even compete. HA, fuck you work, fuck you. Basically if I didn't have work today I would have done a whole lot better in the challenge and I wouldn't have finished in dead last. However the tribe in which I have landed myself on is a weird one. Simply because the people who I am with I talk to the least or I avoid at all costs (Aaron, Brian, Zack and Tabatha) and pretty much are the people I'd love to see go first if anything because I royally can't stand any of them. 

I feel I can definitely flirt and work myself some kind of showmance or romantic alliance with Ryan, I feel like a pedophile, but a pedophile needs to do what he has got to do in order to stay safe in this game. People will see me flirting with Brian and Ryan and will think I am some crazy pedophile at a Wiggles concert. I know Ryan is going to be a good keep sake in the game for me as I can use him as a shield and protect me because he is a past player and people don't wanna see that shit get up close in the finals. 
Brian on the other hand is a fucking moron and a loose canon. I can simply tell him what I want and when I want and he will most likely do it because he is so naive.
Zack, I pretty much have in the palm of my hand. Zack within 5 minutes of us being divided on our tribes has already sworn to me that he will not vote me out and he 'swore on his life' probably because he wants to bang the absolute shit outta' me or something?
Honey is glorious, enough said - auto win.
Aaron is an absolute twat and I can't stand him, have a shower, and shave your beard. I have no intentions in talking to him because he is going to be useless to my game because he isn't gay nor can I flirt with him by any means because he is straight and ugly, period.
Tabatha is weird. I am yet to speak to her and at this stage in the game, it looks like Tabatha's time here is limited simply because she is still yet to socialise with people and have some interaction. 

I do feel a little nervous though because people could ultimately right now see me as a perfect easy boot. However they need to think smart right now, vote people off who are stronger because they're more than likely to cause some havoc in the game - haha right now I am just talking some shit because I want to make myself feel better. If these mother fuckers vote me out, I will be pissed. HOWEVER, I do have a VERY good relationship with Animal and he won the idol. So he best swing that shit my way because I will play it regardless if I am safe or not and get that bitch Tabatha gone. 

I am a little bit scared but I think I will be ok. Flirting and being social right now is key and that is what's going to keep me safe in this game for sometime now.

*video to come shortly xo.*

[jedda]

Day 03

So Day 03 is just a short, and quick video summary of the first three days for me personally.
So Tribal Council was a success, I survived the first tribal and that's all I was hoping for. I just did not want to be the first person voted out. I am so glad to see Tabatha gone, and also Jeffy from the other tribe which has now put me at ease. I can actually re-group, do better in the challenge and hopefully not be on Shitra anymore.
I am however finding it hard to make alliances with people (apart from Ricky and Nicole) because what is the gurantee I will be on a tribe with them for the duration of this twist? It's just makes this game harder and means everyone needs to have an amazing social game to keep themself secure in this game. Luckily for me, I have spoken to a lot of people and really stroked everyones egos making them feel good about themselves and ensuring my loyalty with a few people which keeps me in a good position in this game.

So sit back and enjoy my shitouse video